Patricia Krentcil's dipped in chocolate face led N.J. police to arrest her for child endangerment assuming her daughter's tan was also from florescents.The Jersey tanning mom makes Snooki look normal. Email

Snooki & JWoww's spinoff is a modern day Laverne & Shirley updated to include out of wedlock pregnancy, boozing & dying a little dog purple.JWoww & Snooki are the working

Mike Sorrentino's denying reports he checked into rehab for exhaustion & drug abuse during his off time before starting another season of Jersey Shore.The Situation allegedly in rehab & Snooki